It was love at first sight.
Believe me, i’d never touched one of his kind before. Never even thought about it. The nerve… me? a respectable young woman, involved in such deeds? Nonsensical. But then again…
That colour did look great on him. The smoothness, the way he opposed my every touch… call me crazy, I think i’m in love. Course, he’s already taken. I could get one of my own, but they don’t come easy, and i hear maintenance is quite difficult. Might be worth it tho, intercourse is great…
No silly. I don’t mean sex. No, of course i wasn’t talking about a man! They’re whimsical, fussy and you can never rely on them. Pablo’s kind, however, only requires a little attention and he’s yours for life. And trust me, it takes just as much nerve to learn how to ‘use’ a man as it does a guitar.
Yes, yes, that’s right, Pablo is a guitar. A cheap one, i hear, but oh boy does he have a personality… There’s no pushing down on him. He likes to be all over the place… hehe, come to think about it, he ain’t that different from most men i know.
He did give me a couple of bruises… my fingers will never be the same again, and my wrist… well, i should get it back in a day or two. But oh was it grand. Course, the neighbors complained about the noise. They always do.
On the other hand, how many times can you listen to bad ’smoke on the water’ without getting a bit… edgy? If the answer is more than three, give me a call, we’ll work something out.
Hell knows, i might even get one of my own. Friends, neighbor, local authorities, beware. No park shall be safe. No hour of the night shall go unviolated. But know this: I’ll be having one hell of a time. Safe. 
